Feb
05
Posted by: Josh
Okay so I know I don’t do a whole LOT of posting around here (roughly 2%), but this one is important.
It’s Maggie’s birthday today! Wooooo!
So happy birthday Mama, from your loving “partner” and dependent. We love you more than ice cream.
Or at least as much as ice cream.
Or at least as much as most flavors of ice cream. Hey, who wants some ice cream? I bet I know…!
So just to see what fine work Maggie has done over these years, here is Josh before Maggie:
Troubling. And after Maggie:
Clean enough to come indoors! And a baby to boot. So hat’s off to you, Maggie, we love you, and happy birthday!
Oct
31
Posted by: Josh
Well it was bound to happen. We probably should have been prepared. All the signs were there – the wild mood swings, the growling. The maniacal grinning, the nibbling on naked toes. But we ignored the signs, and now we’ve paid the ultimate price. Tonight, Eleanor mauled us to death.
It was horrible. But everything leading up to it was tons of Halloween fun! Maggie’s nuts about Halloween and decked out the place for the season. She even painted her own little ghost pumpkins to haunt the living room.
We all had a great time carving pumpkins, but Eleanor was especially into it. She liked her pumpkin so much she tried to eat it.
We did a Sleeping Beauty pumpkin theme this year, featuring Maleficent, the baddest of the Disney villains.
Maleficent, the Three Fairy Godmothers, and Maleficent in ass-kicking dragon form.
Happy Halloween!
Jul
13
Posted by: Josh
Josh here. Maybe some of you out there are wondering why Maggie hasn’t answered your e-mails recently. Or maybe you saw her reading a foot-thick book at the Coffee Bean and said hello, and were surprised when she didn’t even look up. Or maybe you were in your car and you saw Maggie driving, and you waved and smiled, and were confused when she gave you the bird and ran you off the road into a shallow muddy ditch. Well, let me tell you a little story about a test called “Bar.”
It’s three days long, six hours a day. It covers 14 areas of the law (that’s most of them). It’s in two weeks. July 29, 30, and 31st. If you want an idea of what the Bar is like, you gotta rent the movie, “A Lawyer Walks into a Bar” and meet the guy who’s taken it 42 times.
But, despair not, things will be friendly again after that, e-mails will be returned, along with waves and hellos, and no more vehicular manslaughter, which may or may not be on the Bar, but you better know about it either way.
